1/29/18

Mars Bound Astronauts May Eat SH*t


Astronauts apparently will need to eat sh*t (their own in recycled paste form) on the way to Mars. Mars is a little over-sold these days. Building on the moon might be better, yet plainly building man-size mobile greenhouses that can be tugged along in space to grow fresh veggies on the way to various moons and planets around the solar system is more palatable than the idea of eating crap though Americans are too used to getting that from both major political parties and NPR these days. NASA evidently feels that astronauts also are ready to eat their own waste products in the spirit of the government way of treating the poor and middle class generally what with tax cuts for the rich.

How much intelligence does it really require to innovate better ways than eating shit? Hopefully N.A.S.A.  and Penn State won’t suggest cannibalism if anyone dies in space as their next big idea. Growing squash as large as a moon may be possible in a micro-gravity greenhouse. Growing and towing some sort of turnip bigger than an office building in a mobile greenhouse alongside a piece of water-ice comet from the moon to Mars probably is better than eating crap.


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