President
Trump speaking with Vladimir Putin at Helsinki recently about
building golf courses in Russia after he is exonerated from getting
348 electoral votes because of G.R.U. machinations, inadvertently
disclosed to the Russian President that he is actually part American
Indian- Cherokee, and 23 and Me had verified his ancestry.
President
Putin was quite impressed and said that he was agreeable to investing
in First nation projects in Amerigo Vespucci land if President Trump
would repay with interest certain debts John Paul Jones left unpaid
in Russia during his naval service there back in the day.
The
project President Putin mentioned was a new Coffee Shop franchise for
dogs with canned product too in order to allow New Yorkers to share a
morning Joe with their dogs (a special decaffinated brew with soy). As President Putin described it, the
Starbarks stores would sell human and canine coffee appropriately
packed with anti-worm and anti-coffee lake CPU viruses.
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