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The Night of Living Dead Presidents

 In the year 2039 scientific medical breakthroughs enabled aged heroic Presidents to have their lives extended indefinitely in a semi-suspended animation period. Regarded as living dead mummies the first President to live to the age of one-hundred sixty had his blood removed and replaced with nanobytes of synthetic quantum data organelles receiving power from microwaves at low power penetrating the flesh of the cooled down leader enmeshed at two hundred degrees below zero fahrenheit with superconducting sensors penetrating his body.

The President was awakened from his dogmatic slumber on important occasions between snoozing for days in what became known as ‘The Hammock’. The Hammock was invented by a reclusive billionaire who owned outter space travel in effect after raking in trillions of dollars from high-energy electro-magnetic accelerators on Earth for orbital launches machine-gun quick and his network throughout the solar system that pushed and pulled space capsules to two thirds of the speed of light, The Hammock was a minor contribution of Bill Plates to the public welfare, and the President agreed with the program of Bill Plates to consolidate wealth safely into the hands of the man who bought the Earth’s ecosphere to regulate it at a constant, comfortable temperature of 68 degrees.

President Viden had served his nation for thirty two years in the highest office of the U.S.A. before the first rival to his power arrived; one Monica Hillary von Lubinwhurst, governor of Arkansaur. The resolution of the conflict between the two candidates for the 2073 general election will occur in two weeks when President Viden awakens from his nap to announce another run for the White House or retirement to his Presidential Library on Mars.

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