Obama Admin Reinforces Traditional Ukrainian Invader (Poland)-this product contains 30% historical fiction

President Obama lectured the G-7 on Russian bullying of the Russian homeland called Ukraine. Reminding the G-7 that the N.S.A. listens to every word they say searching for grumblers and malcontents President Obama said he is likely to send troops and military paraphernalia to reinforce Poland as the rightful hegemon over Ukraine. Germany, also a traditional invader of Ukraine has been cool on piling on sanctions to Russia. The U.S.A. as a close neighbor of Ukraine seeks to sell its own new natural gas reserves to Europe thus liberating the downtrodden from reliance on Russian natural gas that may be rerouted east to China eventually anyway.

President Obama has perceived that President Putin and the Russians should stop meddling in distant political concerns as if it were trying to restore the evil empire. Vladimir Putin after leading a flock of cranes by ultra-light aircraft may have developed ambitions to conquer Poland some Washington think tank may have discerned. Poland has invaded and occupied much of Russia itself long ago in history and needs no help in understanding the legitimate political process of annexation through war.

We wonder if Russia has made secret deals to establish a string of Belgian beer brewery outposts within Ukraine and if independent and objective judges will allow Polish beer in Eastern Ukraine at all?

President Obama may have clarified the right of U.S. allies to overthrow governments and contra positive illegality of independence movements by nefarious indigenous elements disloyal to U.S. or British oil corporations. With the experience of narcotics use and bright colors, distant smoke on the horizon after overcoming a little sickness President Obama has applied Harvard legal training to queer marriage laws readying the U.S. military for peace mongering while Damascus and Tripoli were burning. National Security Goon Plenitya Rice as well as Defense Goon G.W.F. Hegel said the enemies of Washington D.C. should be forewarned the lefteous Democrat administration believes spiraling corporatism is democracy and will thus tolerate no resistance to homosexual liberation to force apartheid to end; beau jango unchained, que paso.

The rightful historical paradigm to compare present efforts to defend Poland from Vladimir the Terrible and to convey Ukraine to the tender care of global oligarchs is the cold war. Recall that proof could be offered that during the cold war Russia invaded Germany, Poland and Chicago before it sullied a radio station across the Polish frontier. Fast liberation dancers in the Lafayette-Von Schlieflan international brigade air-dropped in to repel Igor the Vicious, a mercenary Hun, at the last second of episode eleven. Only American fossil fuel mercy shipments saved the Poles from starvation and global warning during the cold war. History repeats itself all over again all the time in summer rerun season.