05 June 2026

Facts Regarding Zombies and The T.S.A.

 FInally, concise answers to select questions about taking zombies with you on aircraft.

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"The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) handles different categories of zombies according to specific guidelines: [1]

🧟‍♂️ 1. Real Zombies (The Undead)
  • Biological Threats: A real zombie would violate multiple safety rules. They carry infectious diseases, making them an illegal biological hazard. [1, 2, 3]
  • Safety Violations: Zombies are inherently aggressive and cannot follow instructions, violating airport security and peace protocols. They would be detained by airport law enforcement rather than screened. [1, 2, 3]
  • No Service Animal Status: You cannot put a "Service Animal" vest on a zombie. The TSA policy on service animals only accommodates trained dogs, not the shuffling undead."

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