Greatest Trade War vs Pig
Empowerment (humor)
Alaska’s
U.S. Senators are fearful of a trade war. They regard Alaska as a
resource colony and rightly worry that the foreign or out-of-state
people that own or work here won’t have as much spare cash to
contribute to their re-election campaigns. That isn’t right, so
civic minded citizens share ideas to bail them out of their fearful
swamps of despair. One percent of the people own things in the
U.S.A. and the people are rent-citizens who get the costs passed on
to them while the profits of the rich increase anyone. Trade war is a
very funny joke told among the most clever elite economists.
Canada
started the trade war long ago during a border dispute in Washington
State. An British advisor band with a wicked name goaded Canadian
extremists in government to steal a pet pig of the state governor; a
cute and fat pig that was the companion to the poor kids that visited
the Governor’s hovel routinely for a quantum of solace. Canadians
killed the pig inhumanely with much ado of cruelty and made bacon and
delicious pork chops with country gravy of it. Ever since Alaskans
have sought retributions for the loss of the pig to foreign
predators.
Thus
Canadians got the idea that starting hevy metal nmines upstream on
flowing to Alaska rivers would be a good place to dump toxic mine
wastes downstream to give Alaska something back in payment for porky.
Canadians also sought to build a vast right-wing corporate copper
mine in the headwaters of Bristol bay rivers where salmon return to
poison and choke the life out of hapless fish and deform the zygotes
of those that spawned with copper tailings to reduce salmon supply
locally and increase Canadian and English farmed salmon import
dominion in Alaska. Of course Alaskans saw through that.
The
Governor made a trip to China to ask a rising Chairman Mao-for-life
guy to colonize Alaska and build a vast pipeline made with Chinese
steel that would bring gas from the Alaska North slope to Cook Inlet
where a new LNG plant would be built for bulk carrier ships to take
Alaska gas to Shanghai to supply clean energy for Chinese industry. I
should explain that Alaskan politicians don’t understand economics
or science and technology at all. They depend on gas and oil sales
and royalties to fund state government. It is said that some in the
legislature know stone tools of Oldavai technology yet that is not
verified presently so construction on hydrogen fuel cell power plants
in Alaska is not anticipated in fiscal 2095.
China
of course, not being dummies, know that though the state spent a lot
of money to get somebody to build a gas pipeline across the Yukon and
Alberta onward to Chicago no one in the energy business was willing
to do so since they knew fracking was making gas dirt cheap.
Oil companies keep things secret
and hold investment and oil data close-to-the-bra not letting others
know what’s inside. That helps them scalp the rubes. Alaska state
politicians are quantum rubes when it comes to funding the
government. Like avaristic Wall Street CEOs they lust after the
profits from the state’s permanent fund. Yet that’s another
matter. China isn’t likely to be daft enough to spend on a pipeline
subject to foreign control even though they might need to place
mobile missile launchers near it to defend it and that would help
colonize the state. Even know the state legislature may be
considering mandatory Chinese language instruction in state schools.
Alaskans can learn to map and put inventory numbers on every
individual old growth tree in the Tongass national Forest and can
have a big tree directory and name an old tree for any American that
wants to buy a name right for $10 while students learn to speak and
write Mandarin.
Though China will probably be
able to get cheap gas from global suppliers the next half century if
it decides not to upgrade to domestically produced alternative energy
production, the state of Alaska will need leadership in learning how
to make things from all of its resources instead of selling raw
materials abroad such as old growth forests to make would houses in
Africa or wherever people want wood houses. Maybe sanctions can be
increased on Germany until they surrender and send industry trade
leaders to make suggestions about how to manufacture things in Alaska
from Alaska products. Germans, though notorious krauts, supposedly
are clever at making things though they need to be watched and
restrained from making things that kill human life better than anyone
else. Never forget that Einstein grew up in Germany, and that
Oppenheimer sounds German, and Werner Von Braun made rockets even
before Messerschmidt invented the first jet warplane.
The
United State probably needs to start anew developing things along the
lines of a reformed tech-industrial revolution. Ecologically speaking
it is better to manufacture things locally and reduce transport
waste. The environment needs to be restored t9o health-Puget Sounds a
tragic case in point. Back in the day those people were clueless
about ecosphere defense contemporaneous with development. They only
needed to save the shoreline to a half mile inland from development
and fifty percent of the rest of the land and that would have kept
enough critical habitat to keep most things alive. Yet with the
modern profusion of transport technology Alaska needs far more
protection since people will kill about anything they can and eat or
sell it.
Manufacturing
jobs are healthy. Each nation should recognize the implicit right to
manufacture articles locally and trade protection should be part of
that. It was said that the Trans-pacific free trade pact was designed
to enrich the most rich and let them move jobs wherever they liked
screwing everyone else. That might help form a global empire
benefiting the most rich new global Aristocrats yet it would make
nationalism a bad dream where citizens used to have equal rights and
opportunities and wealth wasn’t concentrated and that is a
nightmare for imperialists and dictators alike.
Nations
should form trade pacts that let variable tariffs arise without
retaliation when domestic manufacturing levels drop below sustainable
levels of continuity. While informatio9n about manufacturing
technology can be relocated and it has to China from the U.S.A., the
knowledge of actual manufacturing and spin offs inspire in that
remain local to manufacturing. When America sends its manufacturing
overseas it also send the opportunity for volunteer derivative
manufacturing and innovation.
The
period for patent exclusivity should be reduced to just five years if
one wants to stimulate world manufacturing with a royalty to
inventors after the five years elapse. As it presently is ordinary
Americans can’t afford patents, patent search and patent defenses
nor find convenient manufacturing facilities in America; they exist
in China and that isn’t convenient for many Americans. Further, the
NCAA should stop intercollegiate sports and public colleges return to
education. If athletes want to be in semi-pro development leagues and
pay to go to college part-time themselves, fine. Yet colleges should
return to academic excellence instead of giving scholarships so iron
pumping guys can crash heads on a football field. College sport
should be intramural to benefit student health and some Chinese
instructors in Wing Chun Kung Fu could be imported to accelerate the
program. College sports spending should be on student health sports
rather than travel and equipment junkets for a corrupt pro minor
league training program.
Greatness
can be restored to American pigs though China owns some great
American pig farms in the heartland. Unpatriotic American swine can
be restored to greatness and be made better than ever if an
international moon colony is be built that would let Americans learn
how to grow plants under glass so much as to let pigs roam freely
within lunar pig farms. Chickens inevitably will follow and one day
soon astronauts will breakfast on American bacon and eggs again along
and Alaskans can manufacture things under careful German supervision
in clean factories set along rivers full of Chinook salmon happily
munched on by killer whales. If only enough large whales existed in
the oceans whales might forgo trying to make a meal out of
appetizers.
Alaska
whales should not be forced to eat Thailand fish products to survive
and give up their economic self-determination. Old economic methods
of production require old trade ideas to utilize. Alaska’s economic
compresence is a function of its reliance too much ion natural
resources. Generalities in economic thought can be blunt instruments
that crush progress instead of supporting it. Democrat party
regressivism regarding national economic Independence and border
sovereignty such as is exemplified presently in Gov. Brown of
California’s neo-secessionist movement to form a globalist
protectorate state of New
Hispania exempt from
U.S. federal law (why couldn’t Gray Davis have been re-elected
instead of Arnold the Austrian Barbarian?) works for the benefit of
globalists through easy, breezy, lazy foreign trade instead of
intelligent manufacturing and technological innovation nationally.
With so much imported cheap illegal labor even improvisational labor
jobs opportunities for those of us living in the homeless U.S.
archipelago in a lifetime of discontent and oppression who seem the
humor and greed ubiquitous in the media mileau that is part of the
Hollywood axis of evil moral decay can’t get good wages or job
security averaged over a lifetime.
