ISIS, Kim and Sanctuary Cities Infrastructure Upgrades (humor)

Seattle, Portland, San Francisco and other sanctuary cities are scheduled for infrastructure upgrades in order to provide better sanctuary services to their constituents.

Seattle is at the top of the list of U.S. cities needing improvement in their shabby sanctuary treatment of illegal aliens, foreign drug suppliers, ISIS terrorists and nuclear weapons developers from profiled axis of evil states that have chosen or might choose to make Seattle, Portland and San Francisco their home.

When atheist Americans of the left coast drove Christian occupiers of churches out with litigation and protest and filled the with homosexual leadership so far as possible, rectifying the problem of cake makers refusing to provide pastries to homosexual weddings en passant, entire cities needed to be invented as sanctuaries to replace those previously restricted to churches. In the new world order atheism is a big yurt drawing in the illegal, the criminal, smugglers and terrorists yerking the left to breed free.

It should be possible to build a dam in the ecologically dying Puget Sound and convert Trident nuclear submarine reactors into hot water makers that can make Puget Sound waters warm and productive enough to provide sanctuary to endangered shark species from around the globe. Seattle and Portland mayors will provide jobs and sensitivity training and high school diplomas for anyone arriving illegally seeking sanctuary and refuge from U.S. Federal law, standing up with battalions of lawyers to any Federal Executive oppressors trying to enforce laws on the people’s land owned by global political action committees.