A
thick-lipped feminine executive strode from the glass office box
with a grim face and a plan to spread hecho along the Mexican border.
Charmin Thickenblogger's thick lips weren't typical of uber executive
agents of status quotes. With a bit of Chinese sanctions good fortune
Mexico would experience a tenfold increase in solar voltaic thin film
panel production naking export to the United States uc-king
successful. Clutching her thick portfolio tightly under her arm as if
it were a costly Crassgrill purse Charmin Thickenblogger crossed the
tile plaza with a staccato tlikiti tlak rhythmic tap of her pointy
heels that reminded her of the incessant mechanical hum of deep
diesel power. A strong wind from the river drove the flags up
flapping her bright pleated skirt along with it. Though
Thickenblogger had thick, sensuous and enigmatic lips often framing
shining teeth of an actress' smile, now her thick lips were drawn
back a lizard style bringing her to resemble a ravenous synthetic
coyote-wold hybrid predator. She was determined to terminate thin
lipped supremacists dominating the commercial dance of change driving
it down into a pasty pudding of inferior product wrapped in glossy
plastic white spread racist sophistry. The world had too little time
remaining on the melting glacial ecological clock for seminal
cultural special interest wars to assert personal egotism class
priorities over the common good of mankind and its prospect for
survival on Earth.
Charmin
caught a taxi to the Borneo lunch bar. She exited the taxi on 32nd
Avenue and stepped into the fashionable Bonecrusher Cafe taking her
usual table where she could view crotches entering though the double
door.
Charmin
removed a packet of meta-thick plans from the portfolio and took two
clear viles from it, setting them down on the table top. With
practiced precision she poured one vile of thin liquid electronic
syrup into a rectangle then took the other; a thickening agent, and
poured it onto the first causing a chain reaction formation of a
digital data communications device in a few seconds.
Charmin
read the status of plans he'd set in motion. Thick intelligence lines
informed her that thin resistance with thick dispersants were
maleffecting the border regions body politic to vote toward fossil
fuel economics and develop biases lines against solar voltaic tax
incentives. Broadcast public relations had thickened thinning forces
and overcoming with anti-hecho speech articulations of her designs to
hecho merchants south of the border. Thin lipped rivals had kilned
for repression of thicker plans. If they only knew the real solar
voltaic hecho plans….
Charmin
ordered a thick vegetable beef soup with spicy meatballs. She ordered
the thin phone to expand to ultra thick and multi-task a new
coordinated hecho political directive that would retake the political
high ground seized by national public relations that were sedulously,
thickly anti-nationalist. A thick politics diamond level channel had
the President speaking. The President was addressing the problem of
thin political coverage of global warming driven tidal surges
drowning Alaska coastal villages along the Beaufort Sea and the
political need to thicken American villages with endangered villages
relocated to monolithic concrete domes on higher ground.
The
President's C.I.A. Chief provided a redacted report to the President
already leaked in full to the broadcast media. The President scanned
the report and said;
“My fellow great Americans I am
feeling great today and you should be too. Even so the shit is
getting thick. Unlimited collusion has unleashed a designer micro
virus brain thinner that liquefies and purges the susceptible brain
from the skull housing unit. Thin brain syndrome has occurred in
areas with high doper concentrations of California, Massachusetts and
along the Mexico-U. S. border. Re-thickening thinned brains at this
time is not possible. Once brain thinning syndrome sets in there is
nothing that can be done about it except to place several rolls of
paper towels around the victim and step away a few miles. Be sure to
call authorities.”
Charmin ordered the phone to mute and
dug into the soup when it was placed before her. She gave a thin
smile with her thick lips as best she could to the waiter, who was
acting at being a manly yet insouciant waiter inspired as he was by
Jean Paul Sartre's section from Being and Nothingness on the topic of
acting at being a waiter. The soup was luscious and she hungrily set
it aside after a few spoonfuls knowing that discipline thinned is no
discipline at all. She intentionally allowed the soup to cool without
so much as a cracker tossed in or even a piece of shredded cheese.
The aroma to some would be intoxicating yet for Charmin it was a test
of thickness of mind over thin skin and olfactory resistance.
She
flipped comm to the NN station. Their news reader; a Mark 15
syntherbot droned, “Progressive hecho speech thinning operations
are proceeding throughout distal thickets of resistance to Global
Corporate Univision. Political hecho speech thick content has dropped
to fewer than 5% nation-wide. There have been no reports of outbreaks
of thick speech in opposition to Global Corporate Univision since
containment of the thick blog bulge wildfires that were found growing
in a dark area of the Internet. Happy speech now is 95% of the
nation's
speech content and approval ratings are greater than 100%!”
Charmin
turned a jaundiced eye away from the VDT and put a privacy bag over
her head.
Tightening
the bag's attachment loop it inflated with a thickening infusion of
thin gel into a round shape. The privacy bag had air filtration and
purification with a 360 degree peripheral selection of visual display
of the exterior and of Internet selections in whatever form she
directed. Privacy bags had become ubiquitous on urban streets when
technology advanced to a stage where they could also serve as impact
defense and security helmets. Charmin had optional laser beam weapon
and retinal blinding flash device added to hers because of the need
for added security in the sudden transitions to dark alleyways and
smoky back rooms that she occasionally encountered. With the bag
actualized over her head she took leave of the Bonecrusher Cafe
snapping the comm device into a mating space on her shape altering
intelligent torso bra as she exited through the doors into late
afternoon sunlight.
While
Charmin Thickenblogger strolled down 32nd
Avenue amidst thousands of office workers wearing security bags
configured in whatever shape they desired- outwardly hers was an
aquarium for-others with a large goldfish swimming around it- a few
hundred miles away the director of the Colonel Von Od Man Nixon
Healthcare Phase Two Update- the delirium dancer Sigor Safah from the
Bookings Institute, ordered commencement of the Ocean Metals
Transformation.
The
Metals Transformation project was a covert project sponsored by the
Love is Us Consortium for Proprietary Verdance and others that
supported conversion of the worlds ocean into nano stew.
Colonel
Von Od Man Nixon's original ocean conversion formula discovered by
Sigor Safah was to enable the world ocean to transform into a nano
stew that could capture atmospheric carbon and render it hard carbon
while making the ocean int metallic oxygen and hydrogen under intense
nano-particle pressure. The elasticity of the metals would enable a
carefully measured tortioned stretch under the gravity of the lunar
pull to wind up a vast right-wing dynamo each day that would release
a nearly never ending cascade of electronic energy for the elite
battery bank businesses of those that owned old Europe. It was thus
imperative that Director Safah stop Charmin Thickenblogger's attempt
to produce billions of cheap solar panels in Mexico for export under
the new NAFTA policies to the American heartland. He order his
warrior of the White Spread Thin leader Cannae Baal Spear to take
locate and take down the Noist Operative Charmin Thickenblogger.
Charmin Thickenblogger was a Naoist
only from a particular point of view for-others. For-herself she was
a business woman working an economic revival of the moribund American
Southwest that was over-run with Democrat slum policies of sprawl and
asphalt laying for absorption of heat. Cash for clunkers invented by
the second Bush administration was a model for Democratic
Presidential and Congressional leadership that had become too
entrench. It drove Americans to bag their own heads in security
containers f to enable themselves to breathe freely and tune out from
the mass herd o the other side of the bag. She noticed that the
thickly congested street was thinning from a random dispersal cull of
drone spears and whirring blades searching for and destroying those
holding losing lottery tickets.
The
metropolis of New Thiensville's sidewalks were beautifully star
studded jeweled thick and anti-skid tweaked during daylight hours.
After dusk thinning crept in to liquefy the nanom matter composition
converting the thickly solid reliability of art to running streams of
death where swam mechanical carnivore tuna hunting for hapless human
prey that had disregarded the warning texts appearing in the
sidewalks before dusk. Charmin new too well of the dangerous that
lurked within solid appearing objects and infrastructure and had
timed her foray into the Borneo district such that she was enabled to
arrive at the door of 17 Dinge Street off 32nd
Avenue at dusk. A lip reader in the door measured her thick lips and
matched them to a record of trustworthy lips. Charmin deflated her
face bag when the green door opened and she stepped inside.
The
Philosopher's Book Synchronization was a small store lined with books
with a concrete table set in the center. It was covered with a large
illuminated chess board with pieces moving themselves synced with
some meaningful chess game that the proprietor Julian Sync chose to
follow. Sync was looking at an art book of solar voltaic building
exteriors set upon concrete dome homes and business buildings in
re-greening cities that would move away from the rectilinear street
patterns and stick frame building patterns developed in comparative
historical innocence in isolation from other cities on yet when
scaled up and concatenated globally entirely displaced the ecosphere
becoming exclusive occupying antagonists at war with life on earth.
Human beings socially simply weren't too able to consider mass
effects rather than individual convenience of their tool kit for
living.
Charmin
sat down at a bench at the chess table and looked over to Julian and
said; “Hello Julian. You are still thinking about the new aesthetic
voltaic infrastructure project?”
“Of
course Charmin. Glad you could make it. What you might be interested
in is a roster of thick speech versus thin speech political opinions
among well known philosopher in history who if writing and publishing
today probably would be unknown buried deep in negative search engine
listings made to conceal their work from public searches.”
“Sure Julian. That's interesting.
My ancestor was an associate Professor named Ronald blogger who
became a linguistic research for the well known philosopher from
Sprawl who published a thesis on thick speech amongst historical
philosophers and the efforts of Internet political controllers to
thin it down and eventually demote it to dark pool search dungeons.”
Charmin consider this listing of
Marx's dialectical materialism and the primary error of Karl Marx in
assuming that external economic forces were personifications of
interacting economic fronts with intelligent parties behind them.
Force A would encounter and clash with subsequent force B
synthetically conjugating and creating the new economic class-force
C. Marx mis-underestimated the ignorance and outright stupidity of
economic classes. During and after the clashes they might regress or
digress to any form; for instance capitalism and socialists clashing
might yield imperialism. There is no inevitability of forward
progress when the stupid clash with sycophantic class war. Anti-thick
protests receiving support from manipulative elites have even
obfuscated the elements of the clash and brought electorates to
support ancillary movements such as sexual perversions, abortions and
liberation from reliance on millions and millions of ground up cattle
for employee cafeteria lunchrooms, when the real issue was about
economic control of the masses in-themselves for-others that were the
elites. In short, Marxian dialectical materialism would be better
described as the clash of dumb and dumber forces generating through
smoke, mirrors and artificial reality anything whatsoever that
survivors had the ability to structure.”
“If
that is so Julian, what about other philosophers that wrote ideas
that were taken by others to be thick speech that required
dissolvants unto nihilist degree? Was Hegel's Phenomenology
of Mind a thick speech
manifesto while Kant's Critique
of Pure Reason was thick
speech veiled in artificial thin speech so well that none could
comprehend that within the thinness of the Critique thickness was
found beyond illusory limits to the a priori embedded within
synthetic a priori judgments? An what about Einstein's General
relativity criterion wherein thickness or thinness of spacetime and
political speech are contingent upon the point of view of the
observer? Can thickness and thinness really be objective and
subjective at the same space-time or must one or the other be
illusory?”
“Charmin my girl, the Marxian clash
dialectic offers us a perspective upon the problem of dumb material
thick and thin criteria while an observer journeys through inertial
reference frames of opinion making. It provides something and nothing
to comment on. For example Nietzsche offered thick speech as did
Schopenhauer. Materialism is viewed relativistically, exclusively,
while spiritual insight alone can transcend that paradigm.”
“So
I believe the mono-polar political speech perspective of a
homo-culture regards fluid proprietary lexicon word units as the
acceptable ocean of existence and divergent or non-convergent speech
as thick speech to be deleted like a cancer? All non-conformist
speech is hate speech while the insider repressor colonial language
is love speech?”
“Yes Charmin. The sweet polecat
language of political love is one-sided colonial use-truth
self-relativity of the alpha elite. Evolution theory for instance has
evolved to political thickness so far as to ossified. Political
ossification allows dialectical followers to assert their power
irrationally with the overweening power of the religious premise
arming them. Evolution may or may not be true, yet its truth isn't
transcendent and is encapsulated within brackets surrounded by
meta-brackets and hyper-dimensional parenthetical possibilities. A
evolutionary epoch derived even from a particular energy source such
as theoretical zero-point energy appearances of virtual particles
that are sum-over-histories locations in space-time of relativistic
temporal exstasis of pre-determined particle-wave energy packets
is
nothing more than an epiphenomenal being amidst nothingness and
infinite possible theistic and determined categories.”
“In other words Julian, thin speech
cannot encompass all thick headed theories and vice versa. There
isn't a finite set of criteria to encompass the thickness of
evolution that is self-defining and exo-relativistic.”
“Exactly.”
