In
front of a reporter, a virtual holographic informant was shot dead
while screening the runt strutting behind that was seeking to be embedded with him at a Chicago Street Seminar
on Moral Relativism in Applied Government Policy given by the
Harvard-Yale School of Linguistic Relativism in Boston. Another
reporter hiding behind the one in front reported the incident and
procured the story written by a spaced out musical composer with
artful policy insight descrying administration goals in foreign
policy. We've paid 5 cents for the news.
Wiping
off a little of the blood and brain matter from the story, the
reserve reporter found elite opinions that analysis of U.S. forrent
policy in the Obama administration after the debacles of Cairo,
Libya, Syria, Iran and the Ukraine have taken an odd turn to Mars. As
a symbol of war, blood. death and conflict a gay pacification policy
seems to have taken effect with all of the propaganda required for
spoofing missions to Mars. Neutralizing Mars, perhaps renaming it the
planet Cherry,
become a federal policy fixation to help solve the budget crisis.
[musical interlude]
Usually
the left perspective on foreign policy views traditional American
interventionism as a consequence of hard right-wing corporatism. The
left regard the homosexual state, dope and lusting elitism as
remedies to harsh right wing conditions in the second rural’d. They
have implemented supporting policies to bring homosexuality, dope and
democracy to Egypt, Libya and Syria without achieving prettiness
instead adding expectorant to the rise of the Islamic State. In
flawless French with only a slight Boston accent, Sect. Spindle
reportedly said ‘beware of the leavening’ of Viking Volk. Mass
flight of civilians to Europe and across the marble brought an
opportunity for liberals to descry intolerance of immigrants fleeing
U.S. foreign policy.
[musical
interlude]
In
a little bar in Munchen the seizanul Thirstin Howl festival morphed
into a plan to takeover an empty PUCUSA church for the nude
headquarters of Volk radio. The causus beli was a rehab project that
generated value-added kitsch propaganda leverage for the beer
drinking media wolf pack. A conspiracy was hatched to hide A.I. ghost
voices in the machine that covered up greenhouse gassing flatulence
during psych emissions testing.
From
its humble origin in the shadows of Prince Mad Ludwig's castle, the
spin became national with sites set on the Virld. After completing
Volk Rehabilitation the headquarters moved to the District of Chitch
where reporters stood behind one another in Neitszhean recursion.
Administration
special advisers redefine meanings of important political concepts as
malleable and subjective. Sustainable economic development along
environmental lines can be accomplished by queering, doping and
dumbing down a populace instead of creating new environmental
economic infrastructure. Space exploration can be accomplished with
Hollywood propaganda films instead of rational manned missions to
build bases on the Moon and Mars; or a space station that loops
between Earth and Mars.
The
primary policy purpose of the administration is to create a vast
global dope-utopia for queer retirement planning for elite broadcast
empowering object-persons of interest with a soundtrack. Development
of Iranian nuclear weapons will just take time, yek the public debt
should be about 50 trillion dollars then, so that's the least of the
concerns of forrent policy planners. [musical pathos, whining dog,
crescendo and fading drums]
