10/19/15

Obama Admin Aim; Gay Bars on Mars by 2035 (satire)

In front of a reporter, a virtual holographic informant was shot dead while screening the runt strutting behind that was seeking to be embedded with him at a Chicago Street Seminar on Moral Relativism in Applied Government Policy given by the Harvard-Yale School of Linguistic Relativism in Boston. Another reporter hiding behind the one in front reported the incident and procured the story written by a spaced out musical composer with artful policy insight descrying administration goals in foreign policy. We've paid 5 cents for the news.

Wiping off a little of the blood and brain matter from the story, the reserve reporter found elite opinions that analysis of U.S. forrent policy in the Obama administration after the debacles of Cairo, Libya, Syria, Iran and the Ukraine have taken an odd turn to Mars. As a symbol of war, blood. death and conflict a gay pacification policy seems to have taken effect with all of the propaganda required for spoofing missions to Mars. Neutralizing Mars, perhaps renaming it the planet Cherry, become a federal policy fixation to help solve the budget crisis. [musical interlude]

Usually the left perspective on foreign policy views traditional American interventionism as a consequence of hard right-wing corporatism. The left regard the homosexual state, dope and lusting elitism as remedies to harsh right wing conditions in the second rural’d. They have implemented supporting policies to bring homosexuality, dope and democracy to Egypt, Libya and Syria without achieving prettiness instead adding expectorant to the rise of the Islamic State. In flawless French with only a slight Boston accent, Sect. Spindle reportedly said ‘beware of the leavening’ of Viking Volk. Mass flight of civilians to Europe and across the marble brought an opportunity for liberals to descry intolerance of immigrants fleeing U.S. foreign policy.
[musical interlude]

In a little bar in Munchen the seizanul Thirstin Howl festival morphed into a plan to takeover an empty PUCUSA church for the nude headquarters of Volk radio. The causus beli was a rehab project that generated value-added kitsch propaganda leverage for the beer drinking media wolf pack. A conspiracy was hatched to hide A.I. ghost voices in the machine that covered up greenhouse gassing flatulence during psych emissions testing.
From its humble origin in the shadows of Prince Mad Ludwig's castle, the spin became national with sites set on the Virld. After completing Volk Rehabilitation the headquarters moved to the District of Chitch where reporters stood behind one another in Neitszhean recursion.

Administration special advisers redefine meanings of important political concepts as malleable and subjective. Sustainable economic development along environmental lines can be accomplished by queering, doping and dumbing down a populace instead of creating new environmental economic infrastructure. Space exploration can be accomplished with Hollywood propaganda films instead of rational manned missions to build bases on the Moon and Mars; or a space station that loops between Earth and Mars.

The primary policy purpose of the administration is to create a vast global dope-utopia for queer retirement planning for elite broadcast empowering object-persons of interest with a soundtrack. Development of Iranian nuclear weapons will just take time, yek the public debt should be about 50 trillion dollars then, so that's the least of the concerns of forrent policy planners. [musical pathos, whining dog, crescendo and fading drums]


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