For
the first time in two decades the U.S. Senate has developed legislation
extending workplace protection for the right to be stupid. Citing federal
innovations at successfully implementing stupidity the U.S. Senate seeks to
compel business with more than five employees to be equally stupid at
budgeting, health care provisioning for the poor and unregulated behavior.
The
Presidential advisory clave pointed out that the founders failed to fully
enumerate the rights of protected behavior in the articles of confederation and
the constitution. The right to pick one’s nose fully and satisfyingly in the
workplace without harassment, the right to camp in any public or historical
proven bivouac space and the right to workplace eccentric or homosexual behavior
clearly were intended by the founders while egregious displays in public spaces
of Christian symbolism were not.
http://news.msn.com/us/gay-rights-gains-piling-up-battles-still-ahead
Protection for homosexual behavior in the
workplace is high on the Senate and President's agendas. Senator Scofflogic said that queers
have the right to be flirtatious with co-workers, wear lavender mascara and
pink dress with inflatable boobs without discrimination.
When
wages for soldiers in the volunteer military reached 24,000 dollars for a
private in combat zones the military was opened to openly homo service in order
to share the wealth. When cost-saving drafts are restored and wages cut
drastically queers will not be a deferment problem for cannon fodder
eligibility any more assuring equal rights to die, the Senator said pointed out.
He concluded in, “In the meantime let the
good times roll”.
Developing
new laws to protect and regulate behavior is an important tool for control of
political speech further closing down pernicious ‘rights’ to free speech being
used in the Internet by too many Americans. The President has said that
bloggers should be ignored. Considering blogging a workplace activity it will
be helpful to censor antipathetic political free speech critical of homosexual
behavior by banning that as workplace discrimination.
The
Presidential advisory clave, with five stars of approval from the regulatory
ratings board said that Obamacare had brought health insurance within reach of
millions that did not need it or want it and omitted millions of the poor in
the majority of states from expanded Medicaid health care coverage. This was
cited as a race to the top for concentrating wealth and data mining and
further, that the federal health care web site would confirm that when it was
running correctly in a few months.
In
the meanwhile the President has been advised to enforce the right of illegal
aliens to become cheap legal working citizens to expand the unemployment rate
to 12% immediately to deliver minimum wage ending 4$ an hour labor prevailing
wages to business. This is the right to work policy applied existentially to
all Mexicans seeking dual citizenship and votes for the Democrat Party.
In
retaliation the far right is considering development of legislation to protect
workplace bullying and tax cuts for the hard-pressed uber-rich.
Moderates
are seeking to expand the bill of rights to seek fair and balanced law
enforcement defending political opponents of special protections for special
classes of citizens from economic deletion retaliation for using political free
speech.
The
left is seeking federal protection to prevent discrimination against workplace
use of marijuana and XTC, illegal aliens without voter I.D. at polling places,
drunk driving, raving news media. Ground breaking work to ban mention of
national debt is also in the works by left and right major bipolar parties.