The Affordable Automobile Act Goes Online

After success with the Affordable Healthcare Act the government moved on to the Affordable Automobile Act to bring down the high cost of cars. Everyone should have a car even with no credit or bad credit in order to stimulate the economy. With proven success at Vinnie’s Hot Car dealerships the Affordable Automobile Act is judged ready for the national stage by  political cognoscenti.

Initially there was trouble at getting customers to sign up for an automobile at the government's beta on-line automobile exchange web test site. B.A. Caracus formerly Administrator of the successful Cash-For-Clunkers program that made a lot of money for taxpayers said that he had been upriver to see Colonel Kurtz about the A team that he promised would arrive to write new and improved lines of programming code. Following the code it was swiftly proven that Trotskites had infiltrated the Vatican when Leonardo Da Vinci was Pope  causing outsourcing to Chinese programmers. Colonel Kurtz said he had been promised by Chairman Ho the code would twerk by then first of the year.

President Cool said the no one should be turned down for auto financing. No credit, bad credit, first time buyers-no problem at the affordable car exchange. With federal bargaining power levering good deals from the Edsel factory bailed out during the 2008 crash and with an ample supply of cash issued by the federal reserve at no interest Americans were guaranteed they would have an Edsel or a Lada at a low, low price.