Vladimir Putin's Path to Citizenship and 2012 Primary? (something funny in it)

Drawing upon breaking science, federal political think & drunk tanks have discovered how to pay off the national debt with cuts to the poor in addition to making an ex post facto birth certificate for Vladimir Putin-in order that he might be eligible to run in the 2012 Republican presidential primaries.

The nation waits to learn if Vladimir Putin will add some glitz to the glitzless field strolling so far. Republicans want a dynamic leader with good ideas. Some talk about leading the poor to develop their ouvre for-themselves-maybe not as swell as the rich, yet cool enough anyway.

With proven eleven-dimensional math and retro-creation of documents in accord with multiverse cosmological authorities, it might be shown that Vladimir Putin's father was actually born in Massachusetts during the cold war in a special KGB clandestine operation in order to allow Vladimir rightly to claim U.S. citizen and chance for future Presidential candidacy in the United States.

Think tanks trickling up information-sometimes horizontal trickling with planetary spin on it-let the public learn of indigenous corporatism and globalist eliminatism targeting geographical association with civil rights. Corporatism can eliminate the Senate and let the most connected rule everything. Social networking globally can let Chinese and India cell phone users rule the former region known as the United States.

With tough, competent leadership eschewing political malpractice corporate networking has the prospect for eliminating government representation of democratic interests and becoming the unnamed, unrepresentative government itself.

These evolving political products follow on the morphing of free enterprise capitalism into anti-capitalism financial network power.

Capitalism of Adam Smith was purely material, a way for individuals and small groups to make their own prizes, to better their lives directly with work. It was an advocacy for removal of the aristocratic organizational control of economics that is the equivalent of todays global Wall Street networks of business and finance with a finger in every pie temporally. President Vladimir Putin might be the one to lead the U.S.A. back to its senses and historical traditions of support for small scale free enterprise without abstract capital predators moving electronic investments around at the speed of light making a farce of material ownership and rational investment in the process.

When capital transitions away from simple material production facilities and private property into abstract financial values in secondary game theoretical market trading the advantage goes to the corrupt-wealth becomes concentrated incrooked gaming and/or irrational gambling and capitalism is implicitly defeated; replaced by financial rackets. The basic remedy is to limit the number of corporations any individual may invest in annually or at any given time to just three, and to cap the size of any for-profit corporation at 5000 employees.

With non-representational corporate governance it will be possible to create a synthesis with communist China and global control of local U.S. economic development. Already the Chinese have paid U.S. politicians more than a trillion dollars in exchange for ownership of bonds. That purchase of political influence assures the corporate influenced government will not defend the U.S. border with an adequate, ecologically relevant control zone, work for a steady state, zero population growth society or hinder economic-environmental eschatology from leading the planet to calamity for profit of a few. If the United States' Republican party is out of candidates able to find or list intelligent national political ideas, and if the nation doesn't want apartments and condos full of heroin shooting, dope smoking Ron Paul followers, it may just be that Vladmir Putin is the remedy the party will accept in 2012, if they can find his path to citizenship.