The artist
formerly known as Xyphoid Process obtained learned of a Von Bonzo report
unreleased to the public and released it for publication…
Leftengnat Edgerton Von Bonzo said recently
that some progress has been made on advancing his wind egg infrastructure bill
through congress. Specifically, the goose egg gambit was referred to the
special secret sauce committee for a party-line vote of approval as a rider on
the Human Prison Infrastructure bill that has space for numerous Eleatic
amendments.
Wind egg
human infrastructure investments economically and efficiently advance nothing
physical and are confirmed to have no immediate harmful environmental
consequences, beside being less filling, tasting great, sugar gluten free.
Rotting,
decaying national physical infrastructure can be addressed in a
separate, smaller bill that will enable roads and bridges for the upgraded Model
T fleet to remain internationally competitive for the remainder of the century
when another, physical infrastructure bill will be required to keep America
great.
A
perpetual revolution sending waves of human infrastructure bills, animal
infrastructure bills added to the environmental protection agency, alien
infrastructure bills needed to make illegal alien in-migration great again and
to fast track illegal aliens to citizen status skipping over the cruel and
unusual racist, xenophobic bigotry of requirements for legal resident status
before the freeway to citizenship occurs, wealth infrastructure bills, abstract
infrastructure bills for making higher education great again, human and
government infrastructure revolution bills to the people directly with full
support from the High Court of Human Infrastructure.
It was
recently discovered in select, elite infrastructures of haute education that
infrastructure is actually asuffix, and if attached to any sort of
(variable) object confers to it the concept of being real, solid and with
gravity.
Experiments
with infrastructure as a preposition confirmed the finding that wind eggs if
given the suffix of infrastructure can receive support from fifty-one
percent majority of people responding to a survey question about the
acceptability of congressional infrastructure wind eggs in the poll.
Leftengnat
Bonzo said that infrastructure for research infrastructure was lacking in
higher educational nink tanks and would benefit from a plast, emergency
infusion of cash. Fully stocked refrigerators for trink tanks scheduled to be
built in high rise condominium units in Jupiter Florida in 2024 could proceed
if Republicans would just get out of the way, he said.
The
Leftengnat confided there have been hints of a discovery that infrastructure
may work as a prefix in an adverbial sort of way; not only in the shadows a
hidden universe, to briefly parse the notion, for sometimes a great
infrastructure, tides rolling in, ships rising in the harbor, just to watch
them roll away again evolves an infrastructure of poetic infrastructure even
Wall Street can happily view as a good investment.
Leftengnat
Bonzo said the outrageous and crass suggestion that the Congress should hire a
cluster of thirty brilliant engineers, ecological economists and scientists to
produce the best possible ideas they can of what they would spend 3.5 trillion
dollars on to modernize and upgrade the nation’s physical infrastructure is
inappropriate and plain dumb like the stupid scientists and engineers.
Infrastructure,
said the Leftengnat, is not supposed to make the nation a faster, better,
cheaper and more ecologically efficient place to manufacture goods or services
that bring a competitive edge over the world. Conceding business would find the
U.S. a better place to produce in spite of the higher cost of labor, foreign
entities would just try to just try to emulate the infrastructure like
trans-continental hyper loops and super-conducting lines inside underground
liquid hydrogen carrying pipelines spake the Leftengnat. Building things
foreign nations would catch up to in a few decades, the Leftengnat said, is
obsolete, regressive, reactionary and replete with infrastructure of stupidity
that probably would make everyone, everywhere, miserable.
The
Leftengnat ended the interview saying that it’s bedtime for Bonzo.
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