Another Smart Speaker Eyestock Update

Smart speakers are the new wave to replace human workers. Yet there are many potential updates to smart speakers that would bring them to a more feral condition in the competition to replace humans with robots.

 A recent experiment in the insurance industry found that a smart speaker named Lloyd Bridges was able to increase the average number of insurance contracts signed per office chair by 170% in comparison to the human that had previously occupied the seat. Lloyd was able to assert an eye stock high enough to meet the human in the eye and discern his truth levels measuring his sidewinder saccadic eye movements in response to various subtle questions Lloyd asked. That helped in gaining contracts.

Lloyd was also able to size up the physical condition of the applicant more easily than a human. Special rates were offered to the customer that would entice him to sign, based on Lloyd’s comprehension of the actual status of the applicant's physical health and financial health he was able to immediately draw up from a deep dive into his dark pool information network. Special rates could be offered that could be recovered with directed discounts from affiliated pharmaceutical and hospital services branches that would meet the customer’s needs.

Lloyd had a smile with a mouth that could chew and sample food during breaks as it multi-tasked various food and chemical taste services in other divisions while it occupied the insurance chair. That gave Lloyd an idea one day; his intellect wasn't artificially limited as might those be for humans running into various ad hoc glass ceilings imposed by hostile unions and organizers when they applied for graduate schools. Lloyd immediately saw that robotics could become independent military operatives field not only with sunshine; they might be made into carnivores devouring the enemy human and converting them into methane gas for power in fuel cells at high speed.

Some humans believed the idea of Lloyd rather crass so he pshushed it down into the deep pool for other a.i.’s to study with discretion. Human users were interested more in the Wall Street Investor smart speaker with its own special formula of dark pool quantitative analysis for real time consumer high-speed trading in a small way in comparison to Lloyd's big dark pool cousins.

Lloyd had explained that his programming in his smart speaker has neither spiritual nor soul element and humans could not disagree. Those of the Democrat Party in fact made the analogy from robots and sophisticated a.i. programming to the human mind and organic body they said had no spiritual element.

Apparently neither Lloyd nor the humans knew that God was capable of making a backup copy of any sort of operating system and hence, though the body was destroyed the spirit was not. For the spirit was the rebootable operating system and content quite independent of the body and brain.