Clinton-Giuliani and the Golden Tablets of New York Candidates in 2008

The United States Ought to Restore Diplomatic Relations and Barbeque With Iran
The new U.S. Embassy in Iraq is a self-contained, costly to build yet defensible neo-fortress. It should be instructive for how to build a new embassy in Iran that would cost less than five billion dollars-make it a suicide embassy that will self-destruct if captured and have embassy evacuation rockets built into special embassy upward mobility silos to get embassy personnel out if Ahmadinejad decides on a second helping of hostages. Automatic robotic machine guns should supplement marine embassy guards to hose down bad guys and let marines evac too on a special marine personnel intermediate range personnel rocket promoter. There would also need to be pop-up ghetto blaster anti pirate air to ground mines built into the embassy to clear the way for the evacuation rockets creating clear spaces without opposition force personnel apt to fire earth to sky shoulder fired rockets at evacuation rockets. Well that was simple. Let's establish cordial relations with Iran right away since the main hostage taker is President and clearly regrets the embassy 'episode' from 1979.

The next President elected in 2008 will probably have a peace offensive like Ronald Regan's tough guy posture to advance right and proper relations with Iran. A special propflit has divulged the existence of golden tablets brought to him in the state of New York indicating that destiny will elect a New Yorker President in 2008. The demiurge Moronsknee vouchsafed the tablets with political plans were near either the Clinton's or Giuliani's homes. Mitt Transmit Read-only-memory knee- a Presidential special business interest candidate from Massachusetts has provided a sign that a politician from the State of the Golden Tablets will inevitably be elected. he tablets may contain secret extra-terrestrial information that Giuliani or Hillary is the special choice of the special extra-terrestrial committee on international relations and diplomacy able to become President and establish cordial relations with Iran in this space-time continuaa that isn't the best of all possible universes. Transmit R.O.M.-knee broadcasts peace and pleasure for all trans-nationalists and higher corporate quarterly propflits. Romknee himself has a quarter billion dollars or whatever himself scored being a business consultant, and he will assure that trans-nationalism under the guidance of golden tablet qualified New Yorkers will bring harmony to Iran, Iraq and other troubled regions of the trans-nation

The true way of moron-knee lies in moving President Ahmadinejad through subtle diplomatic skill toward electrification of the Persian royal road with advanced solar electron channeling materials able to move electric flying carpet platforms with mag-lev to and from Tehran embassies and restaurants without secret police surveillance-The improbable has occurred before.