The
national dopioid crisis has finally been declared a national health
emergency. Thousands of Americans each year choose to suffer the
tragic death of over-use of narcotics and all the euphoria that
follows. Treatment costs are very high assuring solid profit
potential for those providing treatment. Analysis of the financial
loops of intoxication-euphoria, crime, decline, and treatment or
death/right of return to resume a new cycler of addiction and
euphoria bring us to the happy realization that Obamacare can easily
afford to pay for the problem so long as youth subsidizing the
insurance market are available to pay for drug treatment for their
peers over and over, yet only if the top 1% of income earners are
given substantial tax breaks to be then freed to create minimum wage,
temporary jobs for the middle class.
There
aren't so many people will health issues that are not created through
free will choices that dopes that use narcotics freely can't demand
free treatment from the government. If most mental and physical
maladies that arise involuntarily require expensive treatment too,
those sick people should just share.
Dopioid
treatment concentration
camps
centers located around the nation can standardize dopioid withdrawal
techniques. Bulk processing of dopioid addicts may be facilitated
with the use of select closed military bases partially adapted for
reconditioning dopiod addicts at low cost. It might be useful to have
the entertainment industry that supports a dopioid social ethic to
merge with dopioid drug producers and dopioid withdrawal drug
producers, insurance companies and drug stores in a grand Dopioid
corporation to maximize efficiency in the cycle of euphoria,
withdrawal, bland interval and new euphoria etc.
DT centers could be modeled on
Guantanamo Bay terrorist interrogation detention centers. New dopioid
inmates would have their hair shaved and receive a vinyl jumpsuit
that reads in bold and very small letters with a nice 60s hippest
lettering font; “I'm a Dopioid moron.”
Each dopioid addict with have a
personal kennel yard with a large plastic dog-house style plastic
igloo to a home behind a ten foot razor wire topped chain link steel
fence. Guy Lombardo music would cycle continuously for the pleasure
of dopes through camp loudspeakers. Each dopioid inmate would be safe
and secure with a personal, guaranteed washed blanket and steel bowl
for feeding twice daily with a generous portion of a bag of
all-food-groups kibbles and bits in addition to three quarts of
water. The point is to create a plain safe place for dopioid
withdrawal that may be used repetitively at comparatively low social
cost. Irish monastics doing penance in former millenia lived in worse
quarters.
An emergency medical response team
would be available to help inmates if required, within minutes. When
the 21 days of liberation were over the former dope would receive
free transportation back to his town of choice. The public would be
billed no more than 21,000 thousand dollars per dope.
