Several
blue and bar-d-har states have voted to legalize dope sales in order
to better corrupt youth. Brain wiring of synaptic insulation does not
complete before the age of 23. It is thus important for corrupt
politicians to legalize marijuana in order to support delivery of
mind-brain contusion drugs to potential conservative voters that will
provide decades of silly, confusing issues that sometimes result in
mental problems and/or death. It can be helpful to accurately target
those that specifically can benefit from medical marijuana rather
than legislating to carpet bong the entire populace with legal dope.
Achieving particular and correct legislation is usually impossible
for a dopey government unfortunately.
Like General Hood conducting the
defense of Atlanta against federal invasion, Alaskan politicians
support state’s rightsd against federal rule of law in the case of
dope pushing. Alaska has a federal delegation that all support the
legal dope sales business as well as exploiting all possible oil
development opportunities on and offshore in order to create a
vast-wing, slick, oily domination of incompetent environmental energy
synthesis.
While the Trump administration
clearly has no concern about the health of the ecosphere because all
concerned are shag carpet interior youth trained adults, there may be
a deeper method to the madness of the Trump energy policy.
Take Alaska’s federal
delegation. The are haters of President Trump who have opposed his
right to return as President of sweet Tweets whenever it was
politically useful to do so. As an anti-Trump delegation they yet
share the mindless ecological immorality of offshore oil developers.
With the Pacific Fishing
Commissioning reducing the size of the catch because there just
aren’t enough fish; while king salmon returns to Alaska rivers are
in peril, as the ocean becomes ever more acidic, the state doper
delegation can point to state’s rights to receive federal dollars
to build highways and construction projects their friends have
special interests in and facilitate jumbo jets full of legal dope to
all the youth of the state (indirectly) precipitating the opioid,
meth, designer drugs and acid that help to make political opponents
fade away as the lint they are regarded as. Weak biological fish can
be replaced with oil platforms and mechanical fish that scarf up
manganese nodules. Wild sea life such as are skulking mammals like
sea lions, walrus and whales will be forgotten when they are gone
after mass social increases of memory loss in the beautiful, blue
marijuana fog of scenic blue states those of ugly red states hate.
Even so President Trump can ban
federal dollars from going to those blue states that hate on the
President’s tweets and record while savoring calumniation of the
nation’s moral and economic guru each day as forces of doom and
dope seek after his downfall. The light in the end of the tunnel may
be that of reforming social security with the help of a trillion
dollar zero-interest loan to the big banks in order to help the rich
buy in to social security too as a tax free retirement account for
the 1% after the poor are eliminated in order to make public accounts
safe and fiscally responsible.
