The appearance of a vast right-wing question mark in deep space discovered by the James Webb Space telescope during its five-year mission to seek out and discover strange punctuation marks possible left by extraterrestrials has given jitters to those that don't believe the Lakers will win the N.B.A. title next year. There is no reason to worry though when the question mark may be interpreted scientifically as a sign to wonder about.
Special expert Sheryl Luna said the question mark could be intentional misdirection to cover up dark matter impacts on gravity repulsed by dark energy to extra dimensions-possible more than several thousand; a government could be supplying aliens with enough weapons to defend themselves gainst the loss of gravitons across whole parsecs of deep space.
Former aspiring astronaut-artiste-candidate for mayor of Bidansky Eddie Rivers considered the question mark in light of quantum configuration criteria pertaining to authorized cosmology and determined the mark is best employed as a 'standard candle' to measure the distance the aliens are from finding there way home to the lost civilization of the federation of nations with balanced budgets.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/question-mark-deep-space-james-webb-telescope/
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