8/19/11

Gov. Rick Perry: Forerunner of The Dune Messiah?

Speaking out boldly against scientism’s suggestions of anthropogenic global heating, Texas Governor Rick Perry in the midst one of the worst droughts recorded in Texas State history informs us that the Earth is in a cooling period and that he does not believe in global heating theories and will spend nothing to reverse it if elected to the Presidency. The Russian Duma meets in a structure called The White House. A Rick Perry administration might be able to get the U.S. Congress to toe the line against heretical thoughts recognizing global heating from the U.S. White House as forerunner of The Dune Messiah.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/post/rick-perry-global-warming-and-those-durn-scientists/2011/08/17/gIQAccZoLJ_blog.html

Gaia hypothesis founder James Lovelock believes the U.S. Midwest may become a desert right up to the Canadian border in the years ahead. Yet scientific proof might exist that if one doesn’t believe in nuclear weapons then they aren’t really dangerous, and may not exist. That is a faith based approach a Dune Messiah may bring to the U.S.A. as well as imported oil and foreign wars.

Adapting the anachronism of cold war M.A.D. policy of mutually assured destruction to his Presidential campaign with Misunderestimated Assured Desertification, Governor Perry has brandished his scientific reasoning during the Presidential primaries to lower the prospects of planetary doom through heat death of most life on Earth. Rick Perry is the prototype of next generation political No Leftist Child Behind in U.S. public education that is racing to the bottom of scientific learning and youth educational ladders with Americans finishing in 23rd place out of 50 nations with first or second world public education in the sciences.

Atmospheric parts per million of carbon dioxide and the acidification of the oceans with excess carbonic acid can be alchemized away in a new voodoo based public education curriculum with oil well based faith the right are planning. Cutting taxes on the rich will let America’s middle class and poor become more leveraged by foreign corporations who will charitably buy their relinquished home mortgages and bring more solar photons heat absorbing asphalt parking lots, streets and SUV dealercars to sprawling urbs across the nation.

A Dune Messiah will appear to save a remnant of meek inheritors of Exxon-Mobil stock shares in the righteous promised land of Arctic offshore drilling one day if global heating turns out to be real-no worries. Gov. Rick Perry may be that Dune Messiah unifying religion and politics through the anointing power of crude oil able to lead the oligarchy across the Pecos River to Canada and Baffin Island some day.

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