When
alien propagandists demonstrated they could create fake news to erase
Earthly evidence of their conquest of Earth and its leader the
Federal Reserve Chairperson, that agency was liberated to exploit
alien technology to produce zero-interest electronic dollars by the
trillions from zero-point space. That is the maximum, minimum energy
value of the void if theoretically everything of value is removed
from it. In that minimal condition the Federal Reserve chairman can
summon a mini-big-bank effusion of e-dollars from virtually nothing.
As the inflaton expands faster-than-light a fraction of a second
because it is creating zero-interest space-time with it along with
persons of interest to vote for it it deposit trillions of
zero-interest loans into the accounts electronically crediting them
with charged particles.
As
the inflaton slows a cloud of obfuscation appears because the energy
is still too hot to allow viewing of individual particles of light.
Instead the e-loans in dark pools begins to cool down while expanding
space-time. Trans-dimensional aliens direct the allocation of
e-dollars globally to hidden accounts offshore where they can balance
any irrational exuberance arising amidst investors on Wall Street
with the cold reality checks of sobriety when the last bottle of
single malt scotch lies pathetically empty in the gutter.
Fundamentally
its all about genetics and splicing of Higgs vector bosons in a
temporal field with Harvard Wu Soup research dancers. Applications of
extra-galactic technology may keep economic lunches working good for
the 1% into the unforeseeable future.
Decades
ago when Boris Yeltsin was Chairman of the Federal Reserve an
American Secretary of State was sent on an impossible secret mission
to stop nuclear weapons development in North Korea. Armed just with a
prickly, thorny rose she stripped down to dance config and danced for
the dictator Kim II in exchange for North Korea giving up nuclear
weapons construction and fourteen cases of Twinkies. Dictator Kim put
a tip on monetary policy in her garter belt that became known as
'M-Theory'.
M-theory
provided multiverse renormalization of home mortgage derivatives
technique whereby the middle class and poor would be relieved of
their abodes through defaults and swaps trading ownership with the 1%
who would be financed by zero-point e-dollar multipliers in the
Federal Reserve alien technology archive.
Dissidents
were few to the expansion of planetary networking, yet they provided
a steady-state barter Universe theory wherein trade would be based on
corn liquor and honest cracker barrel content auctions at yearly
meets on neutral islands.
Exsiders
speculated the new Trump administration may implement T-Ball, Wall
Street Dregulation Lawn Bowling oor Ecological Economics for course
correction.
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