GWB's Tortilla Reform

GaryCGibson - 10:17am Jan 31, 2005 EDT (#51 of 51)
Why don't gravitons just flow out of all dimensions as loop particles that don't interact with dimensional walls as a sort of Hawking radiation and remove all mass/energy from the Universe?

"Baga' was an ancient Persian name for God (p.145 Ezra and Nehemia-Tyndale series) familiar to Jews of the 5th millenium bc. Jerusalem has been reformed many times through construction and conquest over the millenia. President Bush has some ideas about reform too...

Reform is at the top of the Presidential to-do list. The highest placed leaker on the Druplican Tri-Commission has mentioned the existence of an acrostic versification plan that is the unseen yet formidable mover and shaper of the administration's next 3.78 years.

Mr. Bush has already contemplated the letter 'T' to stay ahead of what the opposition might expect next. The high, confidential source suggests that Tortilla reform is the centerpiece of the policy. Mr. Bush has been interested in Tortilla Reform since twice being denied admission to the U.T. Law School. On the essay portion of a qualifying exam he suggested that torts could be improved with jalepino sauce, and the second time suggested the novel reform of the ingenious addition of barbeque sauce, beans and guacamole.

Presidential advisers in the Druplican Tank have corrected the President's course to 'Tort Reform' being centered upon 'Torture abbreviated'. Torture reform in the administration to delete quaint objections has more utilitarian value for the White House presently than tortillas in eliminating the threat to Global Corporate consolidation.

'T' is an important element of the acrostic to the President; he knows it is right after 'S' for Social Security Reform, and just before 'U' for Upper Class Tax Cuts.

The President assigned his Ambassador to Mexico to study transnational tax cuts for the wealthy in Mexico and the United States. The ambassador just became engaged to one of the 400 wealthiest people on Earth, a Mexican beer heiress, and more tax cuts on both sides of the border may be ahead. Yet the President is still fixated upon the letter 'T'.

On the Torture Reform plan the President has drawn upon the advice of his fellow southerner Fidel Castro. Our fearless leader, after sufficient schooling, is reported to have said "Let it be said that in America, as in Cuba, justice does not pay".

Does the profit motive work in business, environmental reform, medicine or real estate? Why should it work in law, the commission queried?

President Bush wants to keep tortures cheap to protect business from consumers seeking justice. Eventually business too will have it's profit incentive's 'reformed' and capped to protect consumers from evil MBA's with latent profit motives.

When public defender wages are the maximum allowed to lawyers seeking punitive and compensatory damages caused by corrupt businesses that have wreaked havoc, mayhem and lifetime personal deformations on consumers, illegal aliens arguing for 2.50 an hour can take up the cause of public advocacy against the generous and unfairly inhibited Neo-Corporate government-business benefaction.