Senate Democrats to Build Syrian Migrant jihad Village in Las Vegas (satire)

In order to defy a vast right-wing House vote to tighten up refugee security checks that would require two pieces of photo I.D. to cash, Senate minority leader Harvy Read said he would block any effort to bring increased security screening to a vote in the Senate. Raising table stakes he said he would offer a bill of his own that would settle 10,000 Syrian refugees and bring all future Muslim refugee immigrants to the table in Las Vegas. Read said that plans of the Muslim community infiltration organizer cannot wait.

Describing the planned new Las Vegas subdivision to house the refugees; ‘Jihad Village’, Read said that illegal alien construction workers in Las Vegas need shovel ready jobs. Jihad village would be the first of numerous subdivision expansions created in the desert to bring on Muslim leftists to turn the tide of potentially fair elections in the state toward the Democrat victory column.

Besides several luxury community mosques and fully stocked refrigerators and therapeutic Jacuzzis for each budget priced quarter million dollar home before value added agile front-loading mark-ups Read said that Jihad Village would hap tennis courts, a suicide bomber training range and a Muslim special ops urban war political 'bad guy' pop-up target range to let peaceful immigrants recover from Middle Eastern trauma, take down dofuses and successfully blend into the masses yearning to repaint the White House a different shade of grey every month ug the year. Read said that he already had Saudi investors lined up to develop and upgrade New Jihad Village.

K.S.M. of the Planned Jihadhood's global political action committee concerned with Nevada issued a press release saying that expansion is a gamble yet the benefits of bringing more jihadist support forces to Las Vegas outweigh the costs. With research and development costs for lightweight fast attack weapons such as surface effects drones, and self-driving automobile machine suicide delivery packages it is useful to establish Muslim bases closer to the action, on the inside lines.

When this reporter visited the first completed units in Jihad Village the tactical anti-politician pop-up target range was in full swing. The only down-side of all the gunfire was the agitation it brought to the corralled stockades of modestly right-wing native born citizens in nearby concentration camp a. Those criminals were scofflaws that never bought into Obamacare along with detainees imported from a defunct former prison and present Communist Casino at Guantanamo Bay.

Is Islam expansionist? Here ere three citations from the Quran on the subject; 

http://www.answering-islam.org/Terrorism/by_the_sword.html

"Fighting is prescribed for you, and ye dislike it. But it is possible that ye dislike a thing which is good for you, and that ye love a thing which is bad for you. But God knoweth, and ye know not. (2:216)

But when the forbidden months are past, then fight and slay the pagans wherever ye find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war); but if they repent, and establish regular prayers and practice regular charity, then open the way for them: for God is Oft-forgiving, Most Merciful. (9:5)

Fight those who believe not in God nor the Last Day, nor hold that forbidden which hath been forbidden by God and His Apostle, nor acknowledge the religion of Truth, (even if they are) of the People of the Book (Christians and Jews), until they pay the jizya[tribute] with willing submission, and feel themselves subdued. (9:29)."