Citing
p.r. problems with Tuareg of the Maghreb and additional elements of
the K.S.M. clan White House salesperson Josh Boo said the White House
was evolving its exterior coating and would be transforming with
camouflage stealth exterior surgery disappearing from the mundane
world for-others blending nonchalantly into the background of the
District of Columbia..
Boo
explained before a packed audience that back in the day white and
black were about the only practical colors with consistent color
available for painting. He said the name for the Presidential house
itself evolved as a description morphing to became recognized as a
disparaging term for Euro-Americans. A crowd of fifteen illegal alien
Mexican migrant workers with Washington Redskins jerseys were
peacefully marching beyond the White House fence with signs
protesting defamation of Euro-Americans demanding the name 'White
House' be changed to 'Cambio House'.
When
Boo took questions I asked if the remodeled exterior would resemble
that of Pei's glass pyramid at the Louvre. He said yes; exactly,
except the quasi-crustal would also be a photovoltaic input device
for energy saving and occasionally surface into visibility running
advertisements for corporate sponsors.
In
other news, Senator Read introduced legislation to change the name
'District of Columbia' to 'District of Zapata-Chigorin', and another
bank drive-through window was held up by a self-driving Volkswagen
with hidden Bugs Moran
software.
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