Martian
Tuppurwhere Sweepstakes (satire)
The Synthetic Rainbow House of
the scenic District of Spindrift announced the next Martian
Tupperwhere Sweepstakes today. The winner of the contest to design a
3D printer for deployment on Mars able to make Tupperwhere housing
containers for Marstronauts from Y'Earth will receive an all-expenses
paid trip aboard a fabulous electro-magnetic mass launcher Mars
Luxury Lines shipping container making the voyage from Lunarville to
the Martian Moon Phobos' Tupperwhere industrial production facility
for a bird's eye view of 3d fabrication.
Because Phobos is gradually
experiencing stress fracturing breakdown from Martian gravitational
tidal forces and its own irregular shape the Synthetic Rainbow House
said Phobos would be given a comfort mesh and an elevator cable-tie
to the Martian surface to hold it in place, reduce its nervous stress
and take new Phobian arrivals down to Mars. Mars being a planet
without rainbows or hope is scheduled to receive its first shipment
of little houses on the prairie at the edge of the vast left-wing
depression Valles Marineris next year.
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