The Congress hates cattle enough to allow them to be slaughtered and made for barbeque yet has taken care of dogs and cats providing special protected status for them. The House has outlawed dogs and cats from being made into dog burgers and cat crackers, snacks and fries.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-bans-eating-of-cats-dogs/
The Hindu wing of the Republican Party venerates dogs and cats as sacred, and disregarding the Petrine genius (all non human things are freely edible-Acts 10:11), thinks they aren't fit for restaurant menus.
There are some down sides to the measure. For one thing I know of a few bike chasing, Achilles tendon biting pit bulls in Georgia that would be tasty on toast with hot sauce and fixins. They deserve the hors d'oeuvres penalty. Cats make good eagle snacks yet are really for the poor if starvation overtakes them, or if some kind of clothing for a global winter were required all of a sudden.
Excessive government regulation in the Republican-controlled House means that Democrats won't be able to put low-fat dog and cat treats on public school lunch programs.
It really was crass for the Congress to disregard seals and other mammals in the national waters from protection from being eaten when they mostly are smarter than dogs and cats. Seals deserve consideration since they really are smart and are suffering so much from humans eating their food. Whale eating should be prevented with a life sentence listening to REM for those that violate their peace and tranquility in the bays and American ocean waters, and maybe a little electro-shock conditioning to avoid eating whales.
Dogs that chase deer might be considered for exclusion from the special protection. Deer have rights too; or could.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/house-bans-eating-of-cats-dogs/
The Hindu wing of the Republican Party venerates dogs and cats as sacred, and disregarding the Petrine genius (all non human things are freely edible-Acts 10:11), thinks they aren't fit for restaurant menus.
There are some down sides to the measure. For one thing I know of a few bike chasing, Achilles tendon biting pit bulls in Georgia that would be tasty on toast with hot sauce and fixins. They deserve the hors d'oeuvres penalty. Cats make good eagle snacks yet are really for the poor if starvation overtakes them, or if some kind of clothing for a global winter were required all of a sudden.
Excessive government regulation in the Republican-controlled House means that Democrats won't be able to put low-fat dog and cat treats on public school lunch programs.
It really was crass for the Congress to disregard seals and other mammals in the national waters from protection from being eaten when they mostly are smarter than dogs and cats. Seals deserve consideration since they really are smart and are suffering so much from humans eating their food. Whale eating should be prevented with a life sentence listening to REM for those that violate their peace and tranquility in the bays and American ocean waters, and maybe a little electro-shock conditioning to avoid eating whales.
Dogs that chase deer might be considered for exclusion from the special protection. Deer have rights too; or could.
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