5/1/19

Yeti Footprints May Be All Proof Demos Need of Trump-Russian Collusion

Some people don’t believe N.A.S.A. landed astronauts on the moon. Neither do people believe that President Trump is guilty of collusion with Russia. With the recently failed Mueller Report people unemployed and available for retasking to new investigatory work, Democrats can set them to confirming the proposition that no one landed on the moon isn’t false, that President Kennedy faked the Apollo program and that President Nixon was making a call to a 900 number when he was pretending to be talking to Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on the moon (they played a studio-produced tape recording)
It is easy to show that President Trump really did collude with Russia to overthrow capitalism and may have done so all of the way back to the Brezhniev/Podgorny era. Hollow rockets at Cape Canaveral lifted off with the help of hidden tiny aircraft inside before disintegrating high above out of sight of observers; that fact was well known to insiders aboard blacks ships (formerly known as U.F.O.s).
The Indian Army at high altitude sped up renewed interest in proving that President Trump colluded with Russian President Vladimir Putin to win the 2016 election. An ancient Nazi eugenics program to make Yetis larger, more formidable foes of France (formerly they were pygmies) may have been exploited by Vladimir Putin to exfiltrate safe control instructions to President Trump).
Plainly the Yeti footprints show that a back-trail message network between Trump and Putin that was untraceable by conventional electronic surveillance technology was in operation recently. One may infer from that with post hoc ergo propter hoc* reverse spin two critical elements important to the Democratic inquiry regarding the President's K.G.B. connections. One is that the Yeti network proves collusion and two; the Universe is accelerating faster than was previously known and therefore the collusion is far worse than previously confirmed.*
Evidentiary photo of Vladimir Putin on way to Yeti pigeon drop
Former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton could possibly have connections that can prove the collusion even more; when channeling Eleanor Roosevelt she could ask for images from Indira Ghandi of the high-altitude Yeti pigeon drops.
*technical jargon meaning before or after this because, or due to that
*scientific paradigmata meaning quantum super-position of proof confirming Trump-guilt is placed on event horizon of recently photographed black hole
One must stay with the facts, even when most people don’t.

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