Pay Toilets Could Solve Trans-Gender Evolution Problems

When Tiny Tim waves his hand high in the classroom saying "Teacher, teacher, I need to go to evolve!" the teacher should not need to determine if the kid should go with the lambs or goats. Instead, in a clear pedantic voice the teacher should have a list that has already differentiated students into groups of trans-sexuals, transgenderists, democrats, transvestites, voyeurs, males or females. 

Federal and state bureaucrats have their undies up tight over the order that trans-gender students be free to wander like protected Hindu cattle wheresoever they wish to use a potty, so much as it coincides with their self or social gender identity. Of course it is challenging to say that a social gender identity for androgynous gay-doper Democrats would remain the same or coincide with personal gender identity perspective necessarily. Because of the confusion about the issue, though students are reported by the broadcast media to not care about which gender of evolution unit transsexuals transact in and are said to be tolerant because rioting in schools isn’t liked by school administrators and protests, even symbolically, and may be punished with student grade downgrading or expulsion.

Select corporations have urged innovative solutions for the issue.

Slick-Az-Broadcast Media Int. designed prototype mobile field shape-changing toilets that evolve to conform to the user’s waste discharge configuration specifications in addition to a mobile self-propelled shower with 1000 gallon water capacity and artificial intelligence command and control able to move where-needed to hose down students in its built-in cells. There is an advanced waterless warrior mobile hovercraft biological waste receiver being added to their hovering hospitalizer line as well.

For-pay toilets in public schools and other facilities that eliminate gender specialization entirely and recognize users as individuals paying coin for the privilege of giving fecal or urine discharges for high-tech processing would help to return American values to the cans of freedom. Every student should pay for the privilege of having a safe, secure, state-of-the-art facility for discharging potentially hazardous biological waste materials. Each safe-toilet facility should have a unisex physical infrastructure with a traditional pooper and scale that would weight the individual sitting on it while measuring body temperature and blood pressure, heart rate etc and provide a data for the quantity of waste released into the recycling environment.

An Obamacraps student subsidy for those with parents means-tested to earn fewer than $50,000 dollars per household income annually would provide an Bamako-issued federal student toilet I.D. toilet debit card containing the equivalent of a roll of quarters that would afford relief for the poor and middle class traumatized by their diminishing numbers.

One of the significant problems in sex discrimination has been the exclusive male use of stand-up urinals. That traditional discrimination induction appliance should be replaced by an appliance that permits women to urinate without sitting down on a pooper. The need to spare millions of gallons of water from being wasted in toilets designed to carry crap rather than the far more waterless urine appliances designed for males cries out for an innovative stand-up to piss female appliance or even gender-neutral uni-pisser. Perhaps it could be something like the tube with a small funnel on it in the back of certain Army trucks that recruits are told to put their mouth on and talk in that was designed for pissing from a moving vehicle, on-the-go.