7/2/16

Building up NATO Troops for W.W. Three With Russia (satire)

Finally NATO has begun the troop build up required to have a decent World War Three. Secret plans were obtained detailing Vladimir Putin's Von Shufflin Plan to invade Poland before cutting and slashing for a quick blitzkreig to Berlin, over the Alps via the Von Hannibal route and down to the beach at Palermo

The reason for the impending war is simple enough. The exit of Britain from the EC has created a tremendous gap in the defensive line that needs to be filled with free agents from Canada (that is sending 4000 soldiers including trans-genders and homosexual special forces). The next war to end all wars will be the most democratic in history with medals for all the winners and beautiful sad songs, pompoms and circumstances for the losers (the dead).

Actually though the Von Putin plan is missing quality free-thinking drones required for success in any trendy battlefield ecosystem. It is also well known that the excellent Russian tanks are rather gauche in appearance and present good targets for military haters programmed to like stealthy and sleek fashions in armored vehicles. Putin as a lawyers is aware that their is a treaty making it illegal for NATO to station troops on the Russian border, and that violation could be a legal context to commence battle. If that occurs one hopes that Anderson Cooper will be on the front line with camera team to beam it all to American spectators.

With luck though the tremendous NATO build up will de frappe the conflict before it starts. The crunch time should be before Oct. 1st when it gets a little more cool and war is less attractive to the troops. If there is no war by then it may wait until summer 2017.

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