Did President Trump Ever Eat Fish Eggs?

Russian sympathizers are known to eat fish eggs. It is called caviar by the barbarians. They also eat sea snails named welks, and sea spiders named crabs. The F.B.I. may have overlooked those obvious tells when investigating the President as a resident Russian agent.

Ancient Germans in the day of Tacitus used a float test to determine truth or falsehood. Those that could not float wearing concrete galoshes were deemed guilty. The F.B.I. may have discovered a more modern method of investigating Donald Trump; Special Harasser Mueller will subpoena the President to do the Cossack dance. If he cannot he is no Russian agent and probably just an innocent dupe.

It may be that Democrats hate Russia because it is not socialist enough anymore and like China because it is. Even so there are Democrat sleepers that persist in eating Russian fish eggs; a habit from the old days not easily broken.