Quickbling Piltdown-Mann the successful low-information top-radio hose has been to the top of the mountain of bureaucratic trash reading high-information facts on global heating and concluded it weren’t happening; Never twas and neva, neva dwill he said. Piltdown has a special mission to rescue 2-foot tall droopin midgets in that vast left-wink government plunked into the Democrankern Potty; Piltdown said; Wise-up!
Thus spake Piltdown-Mann; N.A.S.A. looked down through its elitist space periscopes from satellite dollah-soakas upon the planetary iced pack and found that them ice crystals aren’t shrunk at all. They are ‘bout the same size they ever was and so’s the glaciers of Alaska. No one need blather all hot and bothered about anything meltin or sea levels risin. I ain't takin no T.U.I. rap for talking under the influence of CO2.
Ice is ice and frozen water and cold all over Iceland is cold-ice that hasn’t warmed up at all and it can’t; its frozen. Everyone no’s there neva was icepack in Miami except in my biah crueller. Sponsas of top radio pay good money to sell fossil fuels and the world needs more. More coal burnin plants, more deforestation, more gas guzzling SUVs, fewa wild animals to faht in the air and more jobs fo low information votas.
In Alaska coastal areas that are flooded now that never were before coverin up ancient archeological sites before they can be excavated and the stuff catalogued from what early legal immigrants to America had for technology and lifestyle is just rhoomas sewn like tares to undermine Tea Potty Patriots throwin tea and old growth forests that are really weeds into the ocean where they belong chopped up like salad by vast industrial propellas sendin ships of commerce to the tables of subdivisions in China for the top 1%. The storms bling storm surges as storm surges do and properly always has. Fossil fuel electrification is happinen in Nigeria beatin out that next generation solar panel and fuel cell infrastructure that don’t rely on fine old heriarchical corporatist social infrastructure needed to cut down the dam jungles and wild animals, concentrate wealth and power and so forced.
The perfect-tense meltin of glaciers, sea level increase, reduction of the cryosphere area and measuring of the sea surface temperature, carbon dioxide level of the atmosphere and other stuff like that are N.A.S.A.’s problem and they agree with me. Other scientists shove that contradiction and disputes exist in science too and low-information scientists get very bad outcomes with 99.8% probability of being leftist, commie anti-wealth propaganda. The bad actors need to go back to the drawin boards to reconfigure pseudo-scientific conclusions with logical premises verified and confirmed with adult supervision and super-bondo anti-low information, high-information fixin agent.
Temporal Cross Currents (free download science fiction novel)
We gonna show that a crack-a-jack school of Cairo-critique trainin at New Eco-Gitmo-and-go can yelp high-information rich content for anyone that wants to be like the 1% that know the world is cool and full of credit. This leads the way to the prosperity and security. High information radio talk hokin provin the world atmosphere is the same old same old and global heating gas content in the atmosphere don’t really increase and neva dwill ‘cause of reliable New Eco-Cairo-critique spinal adjustment malleting of sticky widgets quicken’d by technology correction products of Adam Smith’s high-information invisible empire hands-on manipulation of the thermostat guarantee optimal perfectly balanced plenitude.”
Thus spake Piltdown-Mann; N.A.S.A. looked down through its elitist space periscopes from satellite dollah-soakas upon the planetary iced pack and found that them ice crystals aren’t shrunk at all. They are ‘bout the same size they ever was and so’s the glaciers of Alaska. No one need blather all hot and bothered about anything meltin or sea levels risin. I ain't takin no T.U.I. rap for talking under the influence of CO2.
Ice is ice and frozen water and cold all over Iceland is cold-ice that hasn’t warmed up at all and it can’t; its frozen. Everyone no’s there neva was icepack in Miami except in my biah crueller. Sponsas of top radio pay good money to sell fossil fuels and the world needs more. More coal burnin plants, more deforestation, more gas guzzling SUVs, fewa wild animals to faht in the air and more jobs fo low information votas.
In Alaska coastal areas that are flooded now that never were before coverin up ancient archeological sites before they can be excavated and the stuff catalogued from what early legal immigrants to America had for technology and lifestyle is just rhoomas sewn like tares to undermine Tea Potty Patriots throwin tea and old growth forests that are really weeds into the ocean where they belong chopped up like salad by vast industrial propellas sendin ships of commerce to the tables of subdivisions in China for the top 1%. The storms bling storm surges as storm surges do and properly always has. Fossil fuel electrification is happinen in Nigeria beatin out that next generation solar panel and fuel cell infrastructure that don’t rely on fine old heriarchical corporatist social infrastructure needed to cut down the dam jungles and wild animals, concentrate wealth and power and so forced.
The perfect-tense meltin of glaciers, sea level increase, reduction of the cryosphere area and measuring of the sea surface temperature, carbon dioxide level of the atmosphere and other stuff like that are N.A.S.A.’s problem and they agree with me. Other scientists shove that contradiction and disputes exist in science too and low-information scientists get very bad outcomes with 99.8% probability of being leftist, commie anti-wealth propaganda. The bad actors need to go back to the drawin boards to reconfigure pseudo-scientific conclusions with logical premises verified and confirmed with adult supervision and super-bondo anti-low information, high-information fixin agent.
Temporal Cross Currents (free download science fiction novel)
We gonna show that a crack-a-jack school of Cairo-critique trainin at New Eco-Gitmo-and-go can yelp high-information rich content for anyone that wants to be like the 1% that know the world is cool and full of credit. This leads the way to the prosperity and security. High information radio talk hokin provin the world atmosphere is the same old same old and global heating gas content in the atmosphere don’t really increase and neva dwill ‘cause of reliable New Eco-Cairo-critique spinal adjustment malleting of sticky widgets quicken’d by technology correction products of Adam Smith’s high-information invisible empire hands-on manipulation of the thermostat guarantee optimal perfectly balanced plenitude.”
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