When Senator McConnell and President Obama host official dinners in the future they should apply standard austerity guidelines and cater food from McDonald's limiting choices to the robust double cheeseburger from the dollar menu. That excellent foodstuff could be supplemented with ranch dressing flavored potato chips that make an acceptable salad substitute when garnished with ketchup. beverage selection would be liberal with a choice of tap-water with or without an ice cube.
Federal motorcade should be with a custom fleet of American built electric vehicles. For security the task force could be surrounded with a cloud of invisible solar and fuel-cell powered stealth drones with lasers and guided missile able to swiftly dispatch political opponents reaching so far into their bag-o-tricks as to perpetrate terrorist attacks.
Five days a month all Federal office buildings should be open just half a day. A free sack lunch would be provided to employees as they leave so adequate compensation for lost time is achieved.
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