30 March 2015

Transvestites Attack Fort Meade

Combat ready security guards at Maryland's Fort Meade defended the national No Such Agency headquarters from a vicious assault by transvestites around dawn. Transvestites sometimes attack just before dawn.

One 'man' was killed and another wounded. Heavy attack fuel-cocaine and booze, were found near the scene-probably not of N.S.A. issue leading one to infer it might have belonged to a person of interest.

Copious gunplay-what the associated press called a 'firefight' (though possibly no flames were visible at 9.a.m. with muzzle suppression)-lit up the post entrance for a time. Then business as usual resumed and one would expect janitors to arrive.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/03/30/fort-meade-gate/70662808/


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