5/30/17

T.S.A. May Ban SIgsauerkraut and Media Notebooks from All Aircraft!

For safety’s sake its would be a good idea for the T.S.A. to go ahead and ban all notebook computers except those that are used by American bloggers flying domestically. The media are quite close to terrorists globally and might easily be duped into carrying an ISIS or Al Qaeda tampered computer aboard an aircraft with catastrophic consequences.


Especially Washington Post and N.P.R. reporters computers are vulnerable to material hacking (assuming they are actually trustworthy to a limited extent and not suicide-bombers themselves) because of their close associations with terrorists and jihadists, with D.N.C. 1% globalists tax cutters and even foreign oil export executives.

Some say that a notebook ban is a way to promote lagging tablet sales, and other say that German ASUS computers have mooned the US long enough and its time to put the foot down. If  ASUS is wiped, Germany could retaliate on non-Washington Apples.


Not only are notebook computers in the hands of the media a clear and present danger, so is Germany and their sauerkraut upgrades with nano-chips and hot sauce dip. It is little known that foreign agents may conceal in an innocent jar of glimmering designer sauerkraut some of the most invidious, dangerous substance known to mankind. An agent walking aboard and aircraft with a jar of designer kraut may take everyone down. The Sigsauer is a lethal weapon.

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