6/20/17

Trump's New Press Secretary Should Resemble Peter O'Toole

President Trump's new press secretary should resemble Peter O'Toole yet have a very deep voice such as the former NPR anchor Bob Edwards  had before being booted for the sopranos. He should also carry an air horn in a should-holster for keeping management control in the briefing room.

The first thing he should announce is the name of the new moon research clony for the study of quantum entanglement, electro-magnetic mass drivers and lunar construction. I think it should be named for former President Obama to let potential adversaries know that its also a good weapons delivery platform.

Though the Obama Colony would be dedicated to piece and without big sticks in the absence of forests, it would be a stepping-stone for the first Martian Colony; and that should be named Trump Town. It would be given the first black quantum entangelement box for future Martian grown kids to receive messages from Earth.

In theory a million rich people could populate Trump Town  (zio code 1000) while the Earth is being dealt with and reconditioned to be made a suitable habitat for the survivors.

Mr. Trump and the Retainer Paid to a Journalist

 So far as I have learned Donald Trump is on trial for 34 counts of paying a journalist not to publish bad news about him. Trump's attor...