Two Stooges (not three) Meet in Anchorage Friday for Beer and to End Ukraine War; Sorta, Possibly

 Presidents Trump and Putin will meet in Anchorage this Friday without the presence of the notorious political lunatic of Ukraine named Big Vlod Zelinsky to piss on the two-man collusion to end a war.

The Ukraine war makes a lotta money for a lotta people supplying weapons. I am not one of those so I don't care if they stop. There is the vermin factor to consider. The conflict seems like an activity of human vermin biting one another.  It could lead to nuclear war and that would be fine with me if the rats were the only victims. Because atomic war would involve a lot of other people including me, I would like the vermin to quit protracting the war and return the world to a less precipitous level of brinksmanship that can be found with universal peace.

All that wonderful killing technology is employed to fight over real estate that could be peacefully divided. Russia gets Crimea, Donetsk, Donbas and a few other areas and Ukraine gets to keep the land west of the Dnepr beyond Judge Roy Beans Saloon (if they built the replica south of Kiev finally).

Trump and Putin should agree to end the war together with Trump stopping any support including Starlink, weapons, cash, loans, military advice, Satellite pictures etc that keep Ukraine  a bellicose belligerent and Putin stipulating that he would go any farther militarily than the agreed on real estate east of the Dnepr. Obviously N.A.T.O. should stay out of Ukraine and should repay then United States for all of the money it sent there since the Clinton era.

Human idiots that cannot find a way to conclude the war should just find a high cliff overlooking the sea, take their armies with them and run off of it together, everyone wearing a 30 lb lead weight belt. The float test of truth could determine the moral victor in the Ukraine war, and those survivors could have their pick of a good acre of land on whatever side of the Dnepr they choose and a free, self-service burial plot of `1/4/ acre with that generous space for civilian relatives lost in the conflict, adjoining their one-acre mini-ranches.