Airport Cancer Screening and other Obama Budget Plans to Outsource Body Building (humor) to China & Moon Base to Davosites

Inspired by the execution of the J.F.K. Memorial moon base and space port from his second year budget, President Obama plans to use the same reasoning to accomplish health care reform in the United States 'in order to save the taxpayers trillions of dollars'. The U.S. budget would be tentatively 3.8 trillion dollars with the largest ever on Earth one year and two year budget deficits.

The moon base would have been developed with 'old technology' said an Obama press mouthpiece. The Orion system was 'an Apollo on steroids' and like Kennedy's dream of landing Americans on the moon, just old. Since Americans haven't landed a many on the moon since the December 1972, President Obama believes he can achieve as much by spending billions of rocket research until he is out of office. Americans should be able to return to the space station by 2016 he conjectures.

With the failure to create a Federal Physical Health Service for the poor or to keep out 100% of illegal aliens so the poor in the U.S.A. can get work painting homes and mowing lawns the President has boldly envisioned bulking up American's health by vigorous weight lifting supports. The cheapest bulk weightlifting can be done in China so he will cut the old way of muscle building and privatize weightlifting contracts to China and the Taliban thus ending the problem of war expenses fighting the Taliban.

The President built up his bowling scores by having a bowling alley constructed in Beijing and employing the Red Army's best amateurs to throw several lanes a day. His scores improved remarkably and he now bowls a perfect 300.

I have considered suggesting that the 1000 airport passenger screening devices in the budget be upgraded such that they provide free mammograms and other cancer scans for all passengers, yet with the new Chinese weight-lifting regime and development of a moon base by not building a moon base but instead going for research until the Enterprise can be built with a Captain Kirk quantum computing robotic-Captain at the helm downloaded with President Obama's memories and lawyerly skills the need for free passenger tumor body screening to seek out and destroy subcutaneous bags of bomb materials on timers is not needed. Neither is it necessary to build on the moon and let everyone have the opportunity to build space-ships, employ Haitian crew and do scientific research of their when it can all be given to the world's richest corporatists and communist united in the common goal of letting Harvard alumni rule the world.