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Neanderthals to Be Genetically Resurrected After Aurocks?

Reading of the European plan to genetically resurrect the extinct Euro-bovine giant ox the Auroch that is in progress, other articles in the July 2010 issue of National Geographic stimulated my own ideas for logical resurrections of ancient human species.

How long will it be before someone suggests that Neaderthals be resurrected from teeth or other D.N.A. samples? There are also fossilized bones of ancient human forerunners or alternative branches that are now extinct that could be reconstructed with genetic engineering to create populations suitable for corporate employment or loyal party voters on the conservative side, or liberal if they born without discretion genes .

Neanderthals were stronger humanoids that could form a good front offensive line for pro football teams without the need for steroids. Other potential D.N.A. reconstructions abound for use in attacking Chinese carp leaping their way toward the great lakes. There is potential for science fiction anthropological genetic research business growth in California that could create jobs and food on the table. Workers in that field may wear a plastic glock to assure that they do not themselves become the food on the table.

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